Monday, January 21, 2008

Resident Evil: Extinction

The Resident Evil movies aren't much like the video games I remember (different characters different stories) but they are still vastly entertaining because they don't have to make a whole lot of sense. In fact, the lack of any attempt at sense make these movies more awesome than they would be if they took themselves at all seriously. Take this one. Alice is found by the Umbrella Corporation because she was emitting intense alpha beta waves, which were detected by the computer. What does this mean? Who cares! In this movie, they have the ability to clone people with the memories of the original person, but are in danger of running out of food becauase I guess they haven't figured out how planting works. I am only sad Jill Valentine didn't make it to the third installation, but despite this I am excited about the next sequel which I anticipiate will be even more absurd than the ones previous. Rate ***** (awesome meter)


  1. hahahah your review is so spot on. why are crows the only animals infected in the movie? who cares!

  2. omg omg the crows have been eating infected flesh!